Horace Agreely: PsychotiCorp's Goofy Write-in Candidate For The House


I'll agree to anything

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what Horace can do for you.  I'll agree to anything.  I'm so starved for attention that I generally do anything to please people in order to win them over as friends.  It's a self-esteem issue really.  Being fat, ugly and stupid has pretty much eroded away whatever sense of dignity I've ever had.  Tell me what you want and I'll do it without questioning your intentions, reasons or even if its a wise or safe choice to make. I'll do it! I'm not bluffing!
I'd do damn near anything for your vote!

You Callin'
A Dope?


Okay, you're right, I am a dope.


Horace is like the kid in school people dared to eat a worm and did it.  He does just about anything for attention.  It's kind of sad really.

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