Horace Agreely:
PsychotiCorp's Goofy Write-in Candidate For The House |
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I'll
agree to anything |
Ask not what
your country can do for you, ask what Horace can do for you.
I'll agree to anything. I'm so starved for attention
that I generally do anything to please people in order to win
them over as friends. It's a self-esteem issue really.
Being fat, ugly and stupid has pretty much eroded away
whatever sense of dignity I've ever had. Tell me what
you want and I'll do it without questioning your intentions,
reasons or even if its a wise or safe choice to make. I'll do
it! I'm not bluffing! |
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Who
You Callin'
A Dope? |
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Okay,
you're right, I am a dope. |
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Horace
is like the kid in school people dared to eat a worm and did
it. He does just about anything for attention.
It's kind of sad really. |
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