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Let's Meet Gill Black: PsychotiCorp's Own Crony Candidate For
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Gill
Black's Upsettysburg Address |
| Four Whores
and seven beers ago, the half-assed ideas I brought forth
became the basis for my political platform. I have led
many causes for the moronic masses. So I can be an
inspiration for the others of my kind: The average
increasingly ignorant, brain-dead American who only watches
reality TV because that's all my stupid ass can follow, type
of person. I, as an example of our failing public school
system, will show why little Johnny can't read. But even
that's okay, cuz America's intellectual standards are
declining faster than its morals. So, don't be an idiot
by voting for just any old moron, vote for me! |
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E
Little Bus
Unum |
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Out
of stupidity we are united |
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Don't
just waste your vote, waste your intellect too, write in Gill
Black for Senate! |
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