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Life on the
Campaign Trail Sure Can Be Tough |
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But no
matter how tough things get we will carry on in our struggle
to attain power. |
| It's that
special combination of being hit in the eye with a rock, the
shouting of obscenities and mean-spirited picket signs that
really make for a tough campaign. We, however, believe
that we will prevail in the end. Then, once in power, we
intend to exact punishment on all those who opposed us along
the way. Especially that guy who hit me in the eye with
that frickin' rock. Man that smarts! But what
really gets me though is how some people can't just be
satisfied with simply saying that I suck. In fact, they
feel compelled to go through the additional effort of
painstakingly handcrafting a sign that says that I suck.
How much free time do you people have on your hands anyway?
I had a speech prepared and everything too. Okay, so
maybe it wasn't all typed up and really official looking.
But who cares if it's in crayon? I can still read it.
At least before my eye swelled up I could have read it.
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