Meet Bubba
Ray Jones: PsychotiCorp's Redneck Candidate For Governor |
Hey, for any state that will be having a
Gubernatorial race this year, just write good ol' Bubba in! |
Bubba
Ray Jones' take on the issues |
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Bubba Ray Promises:
A pickup in every garage
and a keg in every kitchen |
Gosh, I hardly knows where to
starts. I know there's a lot of peoples out there that
are just-a-hopin' that a regular type of feller could be
elected governor of their state. Cuz they figures that
a regular type of feller knows what's important to
them. Well I aims to be that feller! I know most
peoples like their beer and their pickup trucks and
their pizza-pie and stuff. And I knows that fer-a-sure.
So here's what I suppose:There is a lot of folks on
welfare and peoples talkin' bout welfare bein' reformed
and made better and all. Well I thinks if you allows
food stamps to pay fer beer, I think that'd be a good
place to start.
Then
you has people sayin' that smokin' whacky tobacky kills
brain cells. I don't believe that none at all. I been
smokin' it fer years and I'm still just as sharp as I've
always been. So let's make it legal. So
those is just a couple of idears I has that will make
the world a better place. So help me get elected and I'm
sure I'll come up with some more. I just knows it! |
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