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Inspiring Words From
Doctor Psychotic Himself |
There's been a lot of talk in the press
badmouthing corporate greed. Well I for one believe that there's nothing
wrong with corporate greed. In fact, if it weren't for corporate greed,
I wouldn't be where I am today. But allow me to tell you a little bit
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PsychotiCorp
manufactures numerous products. Sure, some don't actually
achieve their intended purposes but they can still be used for
such purposes as door stops or could be winged at a spouse's
head during an argument. Please view our products page to find
out more.
PsychotiCorp operates a chain of hotels called Bill's House of Ale and
Debauchery. A hotel chain that specializes in providing a place for
someone to get drunk, act stupid and pass out. Now in two locations.
One's been recently condemned but the other is still open. The
condemned one has since become a crack house, so it still has some use
to the local community. After all, we're all about community.
PsychotiCorp
even sells insurance. We offer a variety of plans tailored to you, the
consumer. We realize that not everybody wants the same type of
coverage. Say you just want car insurance so you can drive legally in
your state. Well, we could issue you a policy that provides absolutely
no coverage but keeps you legal. We know that a lot of times when
people finally do call in a claim to their insurance company, they get
the royal runaround. We don't do that, we tell you that you're getting
absolutely nothing right from the get go, so we completely eliminate all
of the guesswork. Now that's convenience.
So
please check out our Web site, products and services. Thank you.
We Are Currently
Hiring.
CLICK HERE to Apply.
PsychotiCorp also
funds political campaigns and candidates
CLICK HERE
for more information. |
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