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The nice young man to the left will come on a night of your choosing and chop off some of your unsightly fat with either an axe or a meat cleaver. The choice is yours. I mean, You didn't really think that you could just take a pill or something and actually lose weight while you sleep, did you? You did? Yeah, sure, it could happen.  The guy on the right is one of our clients. This is the before picture. Unfortunately, he did not survive and we were not able to take an after picture before the coroner arrived. We can't say that he was a happy customer but we can say he didn't complain.
   
   Warning: There is  about a 50% mortality rate. Hey, that's only half! 
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