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Please Scroll Down to Read More About Our Wonderful
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About Our Great Franchise |
| Every morning we
go-a-wringing most of the urine out of the
sheets and put a fresh mint on your pillow. Then
we splash a bit of perfume to hide the stink.
But that's just a few of the very many things we
do to go out of our way for our customers. Once
a month we'll even change the sheets, whether
they need to be changed or not. We just believe
in providing nothing but the best for You! Yup,
nothing but the best just for you wonderful
folks out there! We hope you appreciate it! |
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Somewhat less than luxury accommodations similar to what is
displayed in the picture can all be yours for an almost
reasonable asking price. Just check out any one of our two
locations. Get drunk, get stupid, and pass out in any one of our
rooms. Leave the luxury accommodations for people with money, or
class for that matter! |
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